If your family is in need let Toy’s for Tots help, just call your local Marine!

Ok, there is so much involved in this whole Tiger woods crash that I really don’t have the time to type out the whole story, for that just go to the Podcast section of Radioalice.com and let Sarah tell you all about it.  There was a single car accident, cheating scandal discussed, and his wife still saved Tiger.

First, here is the picture of the crash…

This is the girl Tiger was allegidly cheating on his wife with, Rachel Uchitel!

and this is Tiger’s wife, former model Elin Nordegren!

Talk about unexpected surprises!  22 year old Emily Wallis of England went searching for her biological father recently after her mother told Emily that she had cheated on what she thought had been her biological father with a “macho biker name Clive.”  When Emily finally found her father, Clive had been surgically changed into Chloe!  However, Clive obviously didn’t stick a wig on before the operation to preview the coming attractions…  If they made a female blend of Sean Penn and Dustin Hoffman, and then melted her face in the microwave a bit, that’s what Chloe resembles in my opinion…

Heartwarming story, eh?

Everytime I make a crack at Kelly Clarkson about her weight people seem to get very upset with me and go into a coma of denial.  So this time I wont say that she pulled a Violet Beauregarde, or that she can’t live without cake, or that it looks like she ate Camryn Manheim… because those would all be cruel.  Instead I would like to point out how pretty her dress is, and how amazing a singer she truly is!  Love you Kelly!

Ok, so we all agree that the music is painful to most of the senses, but is Adam Lambert’s performance from Sunday nights American Music Awards offensive? 

UPDATE!!!

Adam's appearance on Good Morning America has been cancelled due to this performance!

I’m sure that every single Twilight fan out there is just waiting for someone to ask their opinion of ”New Moon,” so here is your soundboard…

Twilight’s New Moon made $141,000,000 in it’s opening weekend, what did you think of the movie?

Isn’t the point of posing for Playgirl.com to show your wiener?  Levi Johnston’s photos have been released… and no wiener.

Mayor Gavin Newsom stopped by the studio to declare November 19th, 2009 officially “Sarah Clark Day!”

The more I hear about Gerard Butler, the more I want the chance to hang out with the guy!  Some people are upset that he mocked Michael Jackson by wrapping a potted plant in a towel and hanging it out the window… I think it’s hilarious!

The celebrity news is in the ladies favor today!  People Magazine has released their “Sexiest Man Alive” edition!  This years winner… Johnny Depp!  Why?  We arn’t really sure, he didn’t do anything huge, but I guess it doesn’t really matter!  If you want to check some other photos of Johnny, and the other categories, click the link below!

http://www.people.com/people/package/0,,20315920,00.html